emmett-liam

celticpyro:

daaamnafrica:

Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said.
‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’

I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.

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— 5 years ago with 164491 notes

chase-o-rama:

tooiconic:

lafayettelabaguette:

beasti:

clarenecessities:

sapphic-matriarchy:

system-fail-ure:

karinanotcinerina:

retro-geek:

ultrafacts:

gatochick:

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

majikkant:

ultrafacts:

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

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THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

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Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Thats just, really neat

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— 5 years ago with 1383403 notes
bogleech:
“ bogleech:
“flower urchins are such fanciful magical looking animals and the most whimsical part of all has to be the part where if you touch those pretty little cups you die horribly
”
Really though what fucker even programmed the...

bogleech:

bogleech:

flower urchins are such fanciful magical looking animals and the most whimsical part of all has to be the part where if you touch those pretty little cups you die horribly

Really though what fucker even programmed the ocean

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Rarely attacks in open water unless provoked, more interested in other NPC creatures

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No interest in attacking player character, rarely even encountered

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Zero combat capability

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Befriendable

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Befriendable

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ONE HIT PERMADEATH

(via littlewhitely)

— 5 years ago with 166609 notes

momentarily-insane:

mayahan:

Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 

I love this kind of art 🤗

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— 5 years ago with 304374 notes
spoonemoji:
“ marsincharge:
“Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.
”
oh my god
”

spoonemoji:

marsincharge:

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

oh my god

(via frieslmao)

— 5 years ago with 266094 notes

the-quasar-hero:

doublechocolatechipworld:

onyourtongue:

17mul:

envymyblackness:

theblaquedahlia:

protectblkwomen:

genericgenocide:

lu-alhati:

ultrababuji:

yongguksblackwife:

your-local-mexican:

thelesseroftwo:

cardozzza:

traumatizedofficial:

lunaaltare:

zamaron:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

sauvamente:

gaspack:

squeezemetillipop:

susiethemoderator:

goldenpoc:

What are “white slang terms” you say?

“Cool Beans”

“Can I talk to your manager” 

“n-word”

“Neato”

Dude

Hilar

Coolio

“Hiyah”

Adorbs

Totes

“I’m not racist i had a black friend in 3rd grade”

Alrighty

Awesome

bro, sweet

Yessiree

Geez Louise

Fuck a duck

I will press charges

Dude. Like

Are you taking the piss

Cool beans, alrighty then, fuck me

*answering the phone* yello 

(via tyleroakley)

— 5 years ago with 22612 notes

mpdgmustdie:

thatsthat24:

When One Finds Another… 🤝 (W/ @originalshortdude & @dahlialiketheflower)

This is honestly what happens

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— 5 years ago with 57894 notes
romatheacdmix:
“ awed-frog:
“ “I was in the kitchen and heard a noise. I turned around and the sheep were just standing there. There were about nine of them. Rocky did look quite pleased with himself, but he’s going to need more training.” ”
This was...

romatheacdmix:

awed-frog:

“I was in the kitchen and heard a noise. I turned around and the sheep were just standing there. There were about nine of them. Rocky did look quite pleased with himself, but he’s going to need more training.”

This was on the news recently 😂

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— 5 years ago with 41855 notes